Dear patient readers,
I'm very sorry for the extended hiatus that I took, but even the United States of America took a hiatus that is today known as the Great Depression. Anywho here is my newest blog.
Lately I have been considering double majoring in alchemy and astrology. There is considerable overlap between the two subjects and many great alchemists have found that astrology has aided their alchemical studies. Astrologers have figured out that the sun is made of pure gold and that it rules over all gold throughout the solar system. Astrologers have also found that the Moon is made of silver which proves that the entire Apollo Program was a hoax to cover up the truth of alchemy. John F. Kennedy and his successor Lindon B. Johnson both felt it was necessary to create propaganda about the US landing on the moon to force the USSR to prevent the USSR to use any alchemical properties to resurrect some form of super Lenin. This cause is legitimate because I can only assume that a super Lenin would be more powerful and diabolical than the first. Sadly these actions set the field of alchemy back years to a time before the Chaldean Empire when Babylonian astrologers first divined the characteristics of the Sun, the Planets and the Moon. Perhaps it is time for the US to stop the lies and admit that Neil Armstrong never walked on the moon. That way astrologers and alchemists can once again work together to divine the secrets of God and immortality.
-John Manke I esq.
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